Good pick up line: Nice shirt, I love that band.
Better pick up line: Nice shirt, I'm in that band.

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

nerdjpg:

"beware of dog" they say. of course i will be aware of the dog. i love dogs. i am aware of all dogs.

let’s see you try to unfollow me without any arms

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